He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm like, not good at living.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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