Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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