I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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