Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You almost got us killed.
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Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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