I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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