so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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