Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
cat food counts as protein by the way
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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