Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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