are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You can't special order awesome
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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