i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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