just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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