Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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