Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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