Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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