thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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