And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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