Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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