: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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