I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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