My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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