I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Quick, to the slutcave!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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