After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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