I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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