Your mouth is God's brothel.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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