Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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