Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
you never un-have a 4some
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