Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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