Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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