Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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