No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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