craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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