omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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