So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.