Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.