Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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