I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there was a trapeze. enough said
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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