She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
