Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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