She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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