I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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