I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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