do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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