Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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