"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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