I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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