Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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