So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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