I'm gonna have a badass scar
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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