Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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