your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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