Where is the hickey?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Is Oprah even human
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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