she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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