i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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