Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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