I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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