Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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