all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We had sex on a dog bed..
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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