hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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