Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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