I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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