It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
don't judge my taste in strippers
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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